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my mother on loki

she: why does he want everyone to kneel
she: is he like, sexually unsatisfied
she: does he need a blowjob
she: is he gay
she: is that why they call it ass-gard
she: does he get it on with thor

well-shit:

legendarytrillshit:

gre-sae-asy:

High school makes a man out of you

I CAN’T OMG

bye.

That. I can’t.

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The seniors decided to turn our school into Hogwarts for their senior prank.

The result was kind of awesome.

eastcoastgirlsarehip:

perfect

Beautiful tattoos :)

When someone asks you if you’re single…

youneedmeinyourlife:

tumbloler:

yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.

:)

tumbloler:

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Makes sense to me